AT LAST !
The Skinny Confidential (BUTTERY SOFT MY GOD) merch has arrived. After MANY MONTHS of again & forth, we will lastly current you with:
THE OBNOXIOUS COLLECTION.
Each product we create is with you guys in thoughts so we wished to verify to ship you the MOST dreamy & OBNOXIOUS sweatshirts ever, duh. It’s been a very long time coming however lastly I felt the time was good to throw some TSC merch into the combo.
OBNOXIOUS as a result of multi-faceted is IT.
Like you’ll be able to love pink, self-care, morning routines, defending your vitality, boob jobs, ice rollers, and never caring what he appears like in a photograph…but additionally be business-minded, pushed, extraordinarily well-read (stalk my recs right here), filled with masculine vitality, career-focused, & an attractive mom and companion.
I’m unsubscribed from being put in a field.
So ya, OBNOXIOUS is a play on expectations. Many would name me obnoxious- and I really feel like I’m good with that ? Like I might fucking rock the shit out of the MEH pink sweatshirt within the boardroom.
More pink sweatshirts in board conferences.
More pink sweatshirts at golf programs, dive bars, soccer video games, & excessive stage conferences.
More pink sweatshirts within the boy’s membership.
So presenting: bubblegum pink, pastel lilac, frosting white PLUSH sweatshirts for women who personal it.
And in fact you’ll be able to anticipate every & each piece to be TSC-esque.
Just publish it or crop him out. Because who the fuck cares what he appears like anyway.
This one is for all the women who strategically discover themselves in the perfect mild & don’t give vitality to what he appears like. Who cares if he’s blinking with a gaping mouth open anyway ? No one.
This crewneck sweatshirt is available in a bubblegum pink OR pigmented white, each with scorching pink font.
Aloof like a poodle. Take it or depart it child. Whatever.
In our signature mild pink with a lilac coronary heart, lastly a crewneck sweatshirt that claims all of it so that you don’t need to.
Gets the purpose throughout if you’ll, in nostalgic, Barbie-ish sort of method.
Rock this in child pink with pastel lilac particulars.
Because de-puffing is a precedence.
For the toddler who simply can’t take a touch, this darkish lilac crewneck will ship the message.
A pop of purple with pops of punchy pink.
Classic, bougie, queen shit. Need we are saying extra?
A crisp, white ¼ zip sweatshirt good for the gymnasium, completely happy hour or tennis.
I really feel like I can see you consuming a vodka lemonade on the nation membership on this ? Feels very preppy in all the appropriate methods.
Comes in crisp white with a strawberry pink & lavender embroidered insignia.
All sweatshirts are available in dimension small by 3XL & are made of fifty% cotton & 50% polyester. It’s like a really all-season mid-weight, simply good for all climates if you happen to ask me.
The graphics are display printed (apart from the 1/4 zip brand) so finest to not iron it, & to maintain yours wanting new & sparkly, simply machine wash ( 30 levels ) inside out & dry at a low temperature. Feel free to hold dry if that works higher for you. Personally I really like utilizing this all-natural detergent as a result of it’s delicate & I really feel prefer it simply very a lot will get the job finished ?
You should purchase by the Dear Media web site, however like, seize your fairly items NOW as a result of issues are unique. We’re speaking very, very restricted inventory right here. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.
HOT TIP: you guys know I very a lot love males’s outsized sweatshirts, so if you happen to’re into that too, SIZE UP ! Right now I’m so pregnant I’m principally crowning ( LOL ) so I put on a big in all of the cheeky types. If I wasn’t pregnant although, I nonetheless really feel like I might get a big ? I D Okay, I like issues huge.
Wear these with denims, dimension tremendous up & rock them as kind of a sweater gown with knee excessive boots, or simply lounge across the fucking home in your chilled eye pads and name it a day. Regardless they’re all very on model.
The nitty-gritty for you: worldwide transport accessible & worldwide prospects are answerable for any customs/vat charges upon supply. You guys can anticipate your merchandise(s) to be shipped in 5-10 biz days and also you’ll get monitoring emailed proper to your inbox as soon as it’s shipped.
AND in fact thanks to your buy & assist AS ALWAYS. Tag us so we will re-post the shit out of all of your cute UGC: @theskinnyconfidential.
Like the product line, this very pink, obnoxious merch wouldn’t be attainable with out the assist of this neighborhood. My hope is you run into one another out in the actual world- how enjoyable wouldn’t it be if you happen to noticed a SKINNY IN THE WILD. Would love your suggestions on this drop.
LOVE YOU ALL. SHOP NOW.
x, Lauryn & The Skinny Confidential Team